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Good morning all you awesome people (you're awesome because you're reading my blog)

I know that I haven't posted for five months, and I sincerely apologize. But I'm back. Exams provide you with a lot of free time for doing all sorts of things, like writing blog posts

One of the topics that I might be questioned on in the exam is the concept of the binary. So this blog post is my attempt at understanding that.

Many people first come across the term during middle school or high school, or maybe primary school (doesn't really matter, they come across it during school) in a Computer class. And all that the sad student is taught is that the binary system was the first language used with the computer. It consists of 1 and 0. In other words, you talk to the computer using 1s and 0s. Simple enough? An important thing to note in this system is that 1 and 0 are different. I'm sure many of you are going:

But that is an important thing to note. 1 is not 0 and 0 is not 1. Now let us proceed.

The idea of binary was extensively used by a bunch of literature nerds called 'postcolonial theorists'. It's not a big thing really. At the end of this post, you can go around pretending you are one. Anyway, these postcolonial theorists would study countries that were ruled by another country. And while studying that, they would sometimes use the word 'binary.'

When these folks use the term, what they usually mean is a system of oppositions. Let me explain that. Imagine you are 1. We are already said that 1 is not 0 and 0 is not 1. That means what you are not will be 0. Get it? Since you are 1, your 'opposite' will be 0. For example, if you are a girl, and you are 1, then a boy will be 0.

Now the Europeans were the ones who usually went around ruling other countries. And what they did was they put all that they themselves were, into 1 category (say, 1). And they put the opposite of all that in another category (say, 0). So, anyone who was white, European, educated, civilized, and Christian, were all 1. And all those who were 'not white' (black, brown, yellow, blue....), non-European, uneducated, uncivilized, and 'barbarian' were all 0. And as already said, 1 can never be 0 and 0 can never be 1. This means that a European can never be 'barbarian, or a non European can never be 'civilized.

So, the binary system means that there are only two categories in the world. And you are either one or the other. When these Europeans went to Africa or Asia, they would see people who were not European and were not white. And they would immediately say that these people were barbarian, uncivilized, and dangerous. Another way of saying this that is quite popular among these postcolonial theorists is saying 'self' versus 'other'. Self is all that you are, and other is all that you are not. Some of these theorists who talk of these things have also been called dualists. I know that that is a lot of big words for one post. But I hope it was tolerable.

That is all for this post. If you are interested, more posts are on the way. Stay tuned.

Adios!

Civil War

So the buzz right now seems to be about Captain America: Civil War. And though I am (very) late, I feel I should at least talk about it a little bit, because I’d be a fool not to. I watched the movie. So yeah, that’s it. That’s all I had to say on the movie.

Wait, don’t go! I mean, that’s all on the movie, but there is something else I’ve been thinking about recently – conflicts in the mind. We all experience them; and they are some sort of civil war. In this boring rant of mine, I shall be exploring why we go through such conflicts, and why they are important.

Homo sapiens (by which I’m referring to the sad species to which you belong) have wants. We all have specific things we want. And these wants make us do what we do. For example, you want to procreate. This want drives you to make a sad attempt at flirting with people, which in turn results in your being called a creep. And wants don’t stop there. We have various different wants that make us do different things. Take for instance a classroom. The teacher drops something, and a particular student (let’s call him Ramesh) is quick to run and get the thing for the teacher. The natural explanation would be that Ramesh is helpful by nature. But once the teacher leaves, and a neighbouring student, say, Suresh, drops something. Now if Ramesh doesn’t help him, how would you explain his behaviour? One possible explanation is that Ramesh wants to win the teacher’s favour, possibly to get marks. But when Suresh drops the pen, Ramesh doesn't want to put in the effort when he gets nothing from it.

A normal human being has a number of different wants. As we've already seen, wanting to get marks is a want. Similarly, wanting to relax can also be a want. So, what happens when these wants, or shall we say motives, are in conflict? When there is such a conflict, the said person is faced with a choice. And choices are what define a character.

This is a very important concept especially in creating works of art, like books, movies, or TV series. Character formation. Take for instance, the famous character of Harry Potter. In the first book, 'The Philosopher's Stone,' you see the character (Harry) making a choice. He chooses to sympathise with the snake at the zoo. This defines his character as kind. Let's look at a much later book when he is older, 'The Deathly Hallows.' Here, though he doesn't like Draco Malfoy all that much, he still chooses to save Malfoy's life in the Room of Requirement when there is a fire. The conflict faced by Harry here was between being kind and saving his own life.

It is the sum total of choices made while faced with a conflict of motives that define the character of a person. So, if you are a writer or a filmmaker, pay attention to these things. Observe humans around you, and look for these conflicts. They are quite interesting. And if you are not a writer or a filmmaker, you can still look for these things to understand people, and yourself better. Finally, I quote Dumbledore (because it's cool to quote), "it is our choices, Harry, that show who we truly are, far more than our abilities."

And with that, adios!

Being Pretentious: For Dummies

Good evening, dear Netizens!

I believe, (and quite rightly I must say for I'm seldom wrong) that everybody likes to pretend. Anybody who has the cruel misfortune of being acquainted with me outside of the virtual world would know that I, for one, am a person who loves to be pretentious. If any of you doubt the fact, you are free to read my article entitled "How do monkeys balance themselves on trees?" (yes, I know, that was a subtle advertisement.)

Though everybody likes to pretend to be something they are not, nobody likes it when someone else is pretentious. So, how do we deal with this? Simple. Be pretentious without allowing others to find out that you are being pretentious. If you are worried that this is a mammoth task, you have good cause to worry. However, if you read this post till the end, you might be slightly better prepared to a life of prolonged subtle pretentiousness. And that is because I shall give you some three simple pieces of advice on how to be pretentious.

1. Have an opinion: the first thing to do is to have an opinion on everything under the sun. And over it, above it, beyond it, within it, etc. Do not, for a moment think that you are not fit to have an opinion. Never forget that you are a self proclaimed expert; it doesn't matter in what. You are an expert, and that is the end of it. And as such, it is not only your right, but your duty to have an expert opinion on things.

2. Use a patronizing tone: this is something that is quite often overlooked by most novices. To take your pretentiousness to the next level, don't forget to work on your tone. Do not press upon a point. When someone disagrees with you or criticizes you, put on a sympathetic face, and say something like, "you'll grow out of it soon. I used to be the same as you, so I totally understand."

3. Employ an ornamental idiolect: using fancy and big words give off the impression that you actually know a lot. It is not mandatory to actually know the meaning of the words you use. Draw confidence from the fact that even the people you talk to are being pretentious. They will pretend to know the word. If some rare bird still asks, use step 2.

These three points were just to get you started. There are countless other subtleties that you will need to learn as you begin this journey of pretentiousness. But, if all this seems rather difficult and you would rather not go through all this trouble, just be honest. Honestly, it is far more liberating and easier to just be yourself. You save a lot of work. And it's not like any of us is particularly fond of hard work, is it?

I want to buy sunglasses!

Yaay! Finally, after nearly a year comes the next post. Yes, I'm still alive. And recently, I've been thinking that sunglasses are really cool. I came to this conclusion a few months back, when I wore my friend's sunglasses while I was with him on his car. It was a sunny day, and it made seeing things much easier. In other words, it presented a 'world' that was slightly different from the world without the sunglasses - a world that was easier on the eyes.

After doing some research on sunglasses, I found that different shades of colour on different sunglasses serve different purposes. Some sunglasses make colour viewing easier while some increase contrasts. Let me explain this in very simple words. If you wear sunglasses with a red shade, everything you view will be slightly red in colour. Do you follow? That's not exactly what happens with professional lenses but the main idea is that each lens presents a slightly different 'world'. Some of these 'worlds' are more brighter than others, some are colourful, and so on and so forth.

Now, in a figurative sense, we all are wearing sunglasses of some sort all the time. Let me give an example. If a person, say for example, Ramesh, has an experience of being betrayed in the past by someone he trusted a lot, he will view everyone henceforth suspiciously. Whereas, another person, say Suresh, who has not had such an experience will find it easier to trust people. In such a scenario, our examples, Ramesh and Suresh, are wearing different sunglasses. This is what social scientists would call 'worldview'.

If you remember my last post (if not, quickly go read it), I talked about how writers and filmmakers present miniature worlds (known as microcosms) in their works of fiction. And though these microcosms may or may not be accurate depictions of the world we live in, they show us the 'world' that the writer or filmmaker sees. In other words, the microcosm shows us the sunglasses the creator of the microcosm wears. A good example would be Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Tolkien presents hobbits (who are little and don't have special abilities) as the actual saviors of the world. The sunglasses worn by Tolkien make him see the common man, who is not much celebrated, as the true hero. Another example can be 'The Lego Movie' itself. The creators of the movie wear sunglasses that make them think that artistry and business are in opposition to each other, and that they shouldn't be. Both these statements can be contested. However, their 'worldview' informs them that these statements are true.

Every artist, writer, or filmmaker wears 'sunglasses.' It is interesting to start looking for these sunglasses. When you start doing that in works of art, like books and movies, you will naturally be able to do that in real life as well. And knowing what sunglasses your friend wears will help you understand why he likes Batman more than Superman (though we all know that Superman is cooler)! And as a result, we can all live happily ever after (well, not exactly, of course)!

The End...